What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

When Chinese people see my pets, will they think of it as their food?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

Why do people keep saying they have evidence and have presented it that proves you're wrong even though they have none and haven't presented anything? Furthermore, what do they think you're wrong about?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What are the potential economic consequences of the U.S. following Europe's lead on climate policies, as discussed in the article?

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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